Hemoglobin Semen Coat

The result of having sex with a woman on her period.
Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.
by unDURYEAted October 10, 2018
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Semen tramp stamp

When you dry hump a woman's ass and ejaculated on her back
She wouldn't let me do anal, but she didn't mind getting a semen tramp stamp
by AlpacaSheerer September 25, 2021
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Alcoholic Semen-Thrower

Originated on XBox Live. Nyack Middle School students use this term a lot to indicate that they throw semen but aren't actually alcoholic. People like this are usually huge D-Bags on XBox Live and always ask you to "1 v 1" them on Modern Warfare.
Hey, I'm about to change my gamertag.
Shutup you Alcoholic Semen-Thrower!
....Like Nigy Nigz.
by Nigyz May 09, 2010
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Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus
Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise
by darksemdemigod December 31, 2021
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steamin my semen

Bob: Hey Ernie, look at that hot babe
Ernie: Oh yeah, she's steamin my semen
by eric (aka poon) June 22, 2004
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retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.
That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
by honneamise October 24, 2018
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Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.
by Yacob369 December 31, 2010
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