Scratch The Kitty

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.
by Bono Wakler July 22, 2023
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dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.
Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 03, 2023
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Scratch Sludge

When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas.
Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.
"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."
by pseudonymph May 30, 2018
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pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.
My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.
by Jankyjana May 09, 2018
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wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis
John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing
by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013
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Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.
Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.
by CBCAKM September 03, 2017
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