Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 8, 2012

scooping the pumpkin

To insert two fingers into the vaginal opening of a female in order to cause her pleasure.

1.Dude my hand is so tired. I was scooping the pumpkin all night long.
2.My fingers are pruned from scooping the pumpkin
3.I was scooping the pumkin for awhile before i fucked the shit out of her

by tyler miller 2 December 1, 2006

scorpion

A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.

Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.

by Light Joker August 6, 2004

Scarper

scarper is cockney for "go". it's real spelling is scarpa, and the ryhme is.. 'scarpa flow = go'

scarpa flow is also a natural harbour in the orkneys, which was heavily used by the navy in ww2.

oh oo.. there's old bill, let's scarpa.. quick!!

by suge knight January 27, 2005

no scope

verb: To snipe in Halo without using the scope.

I no scoped that newb.

by Shmitty June 27, 2005

scope

To look, to see, to perve

Scope out the chicks on the corner.
Man, I'm scopin for cops.

by dieselcom August 1, 2007

scorpion

A type of painful fall or trip.

A scorpion is when you fall and land on your face and your legs go in front of your head... Holy shit he just did a scorpion!

by Bob Jenkines November 26, 2006