scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.

wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.

by isk_andurz January 2, 2009

scratchosphere

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching

Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004

scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.

"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."

by Darkman Jones June 11, 2007

Scratchcrotch

How a perverted uncle would refer to a "Sasquatch" bigfoot type creature. He will also use this term to refer to anything hairy like his wife, or his nieces and nephews that are going through puberty.

"What are you kids doin out here in the woods...? Lookin' for the scratchcrotch?"

"Smell my fingers kids...I was just pettin' the Scratchcrotch"

"I see your finally growin' some hair on your pits...look like a fuckin' Scratchcrotch"

by Uncle Maroon October 16, 2008

shiatch

Shiatch is another way of saying shit.
Just like biatch stands for bitch.

"Ohhh shiatch, I'm out of pot!"

"Shiatch, that biatch is HAWT bro!"

by dudekovski January 18, 2009

scatchatoon

a word for white people to use instead of saying the N word

wassup my scatchatoon

by friskysponge October 27, 2019

Scratch ass month

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍

Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month

by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019