Soapness

The soap I wash my ass with.

This water is so soapness coded!

by 2hndkalgg November 5, 2023

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Dare Soap

The best thing that will probably ever happen

Wow dare soap is goated

by Soappyy December 26, 2019

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Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!

Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.

by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013

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Soap scrubbing

The act of beating your meat with a bar of soap, shoving some up your anus, beating your meat with it again, then rubbing the soap on your face.

Christian took a bar of soap and started soap scrubbing in the shower

by Xylophone lover. June 12, 2025

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Soap

A derogatory word to describe an imaginary British male adolescent from the Berkshire; in 2020 the term was coopted by the alt-right in the United States to demean someone who follows basic hygienic practices such as washing their hands to avoid contacting the coronavirus.

Walmart Employee: Sir could you please wear a mask inside the store
Man in a plaid vest: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON FREEDOM YOU ***** **** ****** SOAP

by PutYourNeckIntoIt November 10, 2020

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