ringer upper

A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.

Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.

Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.

by Hans from Freshman Science August 13, 2009

Ranger Shul'n

Out doing man shit in the woods while your friends play Battlefield 3.

"Yo dawg wanna pawn some n00bz this weekend?"
"Sorry bro, I'm Ranger Shul'n and don't have time for your pussy interwebz game."

by l33tz December 2, 2011

Ranger

A dog who likes to bite the crap out of me when I try to pick him up.

"Hey Ranger! Ouch you piece of crap stop!"

by Vorisyne January 24, 2018

moon ranger

1. someone who's mind is out in the stars.
2. always staring into space

are you listening to me, moon ranger?

by matthew brown June 1, 2005

Butt ringer

A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.

Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.

by O'smama March 1, 2009

team ranger

A team for people who hate team Edward and team Jacob with a passion. wear lots of camouflage and are quite silent and will verbally attack any of the two teams with a intelligent argument at risk of bodily harm to themselves

team ranger was created to combat the stupidity of teams Edward and Jacob at their own risk for the betterment of others

by two five actual January 5, 2011

Poon Ranger

Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.

Dude you're such a poon ranger!

by ActuallyAnna March 14, 2011