Punching bag

It is what a 40 year old dad says about his wife

Friend:how was your day
Dad:I used the punching bag then she mad dinner

Friend:oh

by EggyMemeMan October 9, 2019

bottom punching

when some gay lovers or homesexuals take each other up the bottom.

he shoved it hard up there so it was bleeding

by andy temple October 13, 2003

poodle puncher

POODLE PUNCHER-

1. one who has a sex fetish with the family pet,
2. beatting the shit out ones dog,
3. one who loves doggy style then cracks her in the back of the nugget.

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by joey pumpkin October 1, 2006

punching shit

Anal sex. Like punching a time card, punching a vote, or a hole puncher. Punching shit.

Gay men, and adventurous straight men, practice the ancient form of lovemaking known as punching shit.

by Ichiban38 September 17, 2007

cunt puncher

"Cunt Puncher" is basically a slang term for FISTING. A "CUNT PUNCHER" is the dominant party who does the actual "cunt punching"(fisting). Fisting is when you literally fit your fist into someone's vag or ass and use it for penetration. In this particular for instance, this act can apply to straight, lesbian, or trans sex.

Example 1:
Jodi loved to fist girls all the time at her boarding school. That's why when she turned 18 she had "CUNT PUNCHER" tattooed on her arm!

Example 2:
Jason came twice before he decided to use his hands on Laura. She was so open he could fit his entire hand up her pussy. Laura clamped down hard around his wrist. He never knew that cunt punching could be so enjoyable!

by FIST MASTER October 21, 2007

punching cotton

Fucking a girl with a tampon in on her period.

After Sam was finished punching cotton, Lucy's mouth turned into a tampon ejector.

by stereoshaft March 23, 2007

jovi punched

To punch Bon Jovi in the face.

"Bon Jovi, you just got jovi punched!"

by Boydo December 21, 2007