Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP

Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009

cum pudding

a splooge of cum but comes out of your ass; like shit but in a liquid form.

Bijans took a cum pudding all over Ashtons face and they licked it up and said yum.

by bijandaddi69 May 30, 2009

white pudding

Cocaine, nose candy, yayo

"Im flippin that white pudding" (cam'ron)

by ad May 1, 2006

puddi

Slick word for a vagina..

Stop pissin meoff u puddi

by Qaiser Khan May 13, 2005

Vanilla Pudding

The act of shooting your semen into a girl's vagina then using your tongue to scoop it out as you would a cup of vanilla pudding without a spoon.

Ross: Yo, man, I totally vanilla pudding'd Stacey last night!
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.

by D1ld0Sagg1ns May 10, 2016

ass pudding

Shit, pewp, caca, dookie, Feces.

Man, I need to hurry up and wipe this ass pudding off the toilet seat.

by Mike Oxwells October 15, 2003

Proof is in the pudding

Pudding has to “set up” before it’s pudding; before that it’s just a mixture of the ingredients which will eventually becomes pudding.

Similarly, one must allow a situation to develop before the reality and results of it can truly be seen. It’s not about “going through” something, because you can observe pudding as an outsider.

During my divorce several people sided with my ex, believing the lies he told them about me and us. But I chose to let time and silence be my defense, and eventually the proof is in the pudding.

by she-devildog June 30, 2018