bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.

Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man

by briarbowls March 21, 2016

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The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

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Vise President

(n.) 1: a term created to refer to the vice president of a cat fanclub. It first came in use when a teenager made an error while spelling, and has since become a popular term.

2: can also be used to refer to someone with minimal intelligence

"I'm the vise president of Coco's fanclub!"
"Cool"

"You're a vise one"
"Mean"

by thaliayeet July 11, 2021

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President Birds

A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.

"Terry, did you just see those President Birds? There was a cardinal, a blue jay, and a pigeon!"

by Zombeans March 22, 2024

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Dead Presidents

Much like how ‘Benjamins’ is slang for 100 dollar bills, Dead presidents are a street term for cash/money. The term was created by Rakim back in the 80s and publicized by Nas’ ‘The World is Yours’ back in ‘94 and Jay Z’s ‘Dead Presidents II’ in ‘96.

“I’m out for dead presidents to represent me” - (Nas, The World is Yours - Illmatic)

by Ali the Lady Killa March 13, 2023

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Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 25, 2023

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