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Port

Port Macquarie, a city in New South Wales with just over 50,000 people last time I looked. Middle-class, conservative (Liberal-National Coalition), full of retirees and holidayers. Expensive for a regional city though. Located in the Hastings Region of the Mid North Coast.
Port is where you’ll find the Billabong Zoo and the Breakwall amongst other things.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 31, 2023
mugGet the Portmug.

Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.
i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend
by Liondcat April 8, 2015
mugGet the Windward portmug.

Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)
His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port
by Theology 101 May 30, 2018
mugGet the Hella portmug.

port

compiling one thing to another
like compiling a PC game to the PlayStation 69 with the game engine or something i dont know
"The PC port is supreme."
"NO!O!O!!"
by Meme Ghost October 15, 2021
mugGet the portmug.

Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.
I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face
by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024
mugGet the Port Flappingmug.

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
mugGet the Port Jeff Handshakemug.
Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
by YungTBagger January 13, 2023
mugGet the titties spotted off the port bawmug.

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