kitty porn

An obvious play on words.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE ABOUT CATS YOU BLOODY WANKERS!!! THIS IS INTENDED TO BE A PUN!! OBVIOUSLY SOME PEOPLE CANNOT TAKE BAD JOKES WITHOUT MAKING SOCIAL COMMENTARIES!!!!

My cat got busted for smuggling KITTY porn across state lines.

by KenPone April 17, 2005

Porn Baron

A person who hoards, monopolises and amasses vast quatities of porn for the purposes of pleasure and profiteering

Mr. X: Dude, you just have like 100 boxes of porno
Mr. Y: Hell yeah, I'm a Porn Baron
Mr. X: Cool... Can I borrow some?

by Barrii April 1, 2005

harambe porn

You actual deprived mitochondrion. You sick bastard. I hate you. I hate you. Stop this now.

Guy 1: Bro did you look up Harambe porn on the school computer.

Guy 2: Hell yeah brother

Guy 3: *commits harambe*

by Shrek_5 October 14, 2019

justice porn

Getting off on watching someone get their due for being a scumbag piece of shit

I like watching this villian get his ass kicked in this movie, it was good justice porn.

by Swampalex May 11, 2015

hustle porn

the fetishization of extremely long working hours

“It is this idea that unless you are suffering, unless you are grinding, unless you are working every hour of every day and posting about it on Instagram, you are not working hard enough,” he told the audience. “Do not let hustle porn win here. And do not let it infect your brain … It is such bullshit. Such utter bullshit. And the worst part about it is it has deleterious effects, not just on your business, but on your personal wellbeing.”

by _codifier_ November 6, 2018

porn berries

testicles

i have big porn berries

by willis74 August 5, 2009

Turtle Porn

When something is disappointingly boring. Most commonly used when an act such as music, movies, etc is transformed from being one of the most entertaining into an act beyond boring.

Jennifer "do you think I should buy the second album of this band?"

Sandra " Well their first album was amazing it was up beat and revolutionary . However the second one well it sounded like turtle porn to me"

by Dyarra November 7, 2012