a terrible sport that only really dumb people play that uses a wooden table and two racquets that can be broken easily
by BorisTucker July 24, 2017

A man wears a strap on backwards. He stands between two girls and thrusts back and forth while the girls remain still. This is the ping pong.
"Bruh, I just did The Ping Pong with the whole women's ping pong team last night and the girls were fucked senseless."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."
by WobniarTheSixth January 7, 2020

Pong mean Dick in Khmer.
Pong is a very bad Cambodian boy, He used to look at girl underwear with his friend, Rattanak, and his girlfriend used to be a nun.
Pong is a very bad Cambodian boy, He used to look at girl underwear with his friend, Rattanak, and his girlfriend used to be a nun.
by Phearun1 October 29, 2019

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?
Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home
Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home
by anonymous March 8, 2025

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.
A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!
Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

by Michalio October 6, 2019
