Polish Jacuzzi

where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole

comrade 1: how did you get gonorrhea?
comrade 2: i did the polish jacuzzi with some bitch

by warlock of feet January 8, 2021

Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps

Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now

by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021

Polish China

Paper plates, and other disposable types of food wares. Usually used to describe someone who is abysmally cheap.

Mike: Hold on don't use that!

Julie: Why not?

Mike: Because I don't want to do dishes, here's a paper plate.

Julie: Oh! A big spender breaking out the Polish China. 😏

by Ethanthacat April 17, 2021

Polish breakfast

It is when you dont have a room at the hotel but you still eat their breakfast (basicly being a theif)

Ben dover :All of the food places here is very expelsive

Mike hunt : we can just have a polish breakfast at the hotel

by Hard_willy July 25, 2022

The Polish passport

It’s when you’re fucking two girls on a 38.5 degree incline and then you cum into a vase and use it as lube for the next time.

Hey bro my date was ducking amazing last night. We ended up back at her place, met up with her Roomate and did the Polish passport.

by Natael July 29, 2022

Polish Spritzer

When a man finishes shitting, turns on the bidet, becomes so aroused that he jerks off while the bidet sprays his asshole.

Issac W. was late to training because he was giving himself a Polish Spritzer.

by KetchupDick August 15, 2022

polish stallion

humble alpha male that knows a lot but does not say a lot. Likes to keep things to him self and has made it into a high position in life in various different ways

J: omg look at him

T: who is that?
J: everyone calls hun the polish stallion

by redsmit September 4, 2022