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plant pot

an insult written by eylo
“oi kate you fucking plant pot”
by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021
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Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
by ghostToes July 6, 2023
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planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.
Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!
by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011
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Plant

The act of killing somebody.

When you kill somebody you usually bury them in dirt as you would plant a seed.
I swear to god I’m gonna plant you you if you do that again
by Baigeviking May 24, 2020
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Plant-Maxing

Synonym for photosynthesis; To grow to one's maximum height as if they were flora or vegetation.
If you stay in the sun too long, you're gonna plant-maxing like everything else in the garden!
by John Fire Hydrant May 26, 2025
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Julie the plant

rip to the best plant unfortunately rye Beaumont punched her then jack duff peltered her across the room then mikey cobban laid her to rest in the toilet RIP JULIE GBNF!❤️
Rye.. I just killed Julie the plant oops
by mikey Cobbans ballsack January 18, 2019
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Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 2, 2018
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