Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023
Get the 2 inch pinchmug. by kaka23 January 4, 2024
Get the pinch assmug. by Akd148 May 11, 2025
Get the Pinching her sushimug. When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.
FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023
Get the emergency shit pinchmug. When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
Get the Pinch and Pullmug. by Heirypinch505 August 6, 2023
Get the Pinchmug. by Akd148 May 11, 2025
Get the Pinching her sushimug.