phantom driving

driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.

I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.

by munch68 August 28, 2013

Phantom Dingleberry

The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.

I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.

by P Word Miester December 5, 2013

phantom hanger

The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up

Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger

by The turd master December 10, 2013

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

Phantom Tantrum

When a person creates his or her own alternative version of a free of charge, viable, fully functional product or service in anger because of hatred towards the creator of the product or service.

Person 1: "I am really mad at that guy, I'm going to make an exact replica of his service just to annoy him! Haha, what a le epic troll I am!"

Person 2: "There's no need to have a Phantom Tantrum."

by Jamaican Man April 6, 2014

phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015

Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 15, 2015