pen branding

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them

Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding

by bossness00 January 15, 2014

Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.

Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.

by Budgreen January 17, 2014

kingston pen

Short for 'Kingston Penitentiary', a former maximum security prison located in Kingston, Ontario.

Kingston Pen has been home to many murderers and rapists over the years.

by splitenz November 26, 2014

Pen

Slang for a vaporizer, e-cigarette, or e-hookah.

Person 1: "Yo, you bring your pen today?"
Person 2: "Nah man."
Person 1: "Damn. I need a buzz."

by Rocketfizzle January 28, 2015

pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra

He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

pen

A polite term for syringe or hypodermic needle used to soften the gravity and danger of IV drug use.

Sure, I'll get another sack, but do you have a pen to go with it?

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

max pen

maximum security penitentiary

I'm in lockdown at the county max pen

by escorvex November 16, 2019