by Big Dick Chef April 14, 2021
Guy, I gotta get checked out! Chick i was with on the weekend gave me a bad case of wreaked pecker,
Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.
Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.
by epycrate February 04, 2010
by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023
when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks
Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
by SebastianJanakowski March 08, 2021
Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
by mantha6057 October 05, 2008
When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024
Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022