middle parting

The ugliest style ever!

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”

by Loooooooooololololololol spam December 22, 2017

parking

1. to postition a vehicle in a designated area for storage.

2. to be pretty good at golf.

1. i parked my car before i went into the store
2. look at my score today! i am the PAR-KING!

by Klosterman6969 July 29, 2004

pornstar parking

1. To park one's car in multiple spaces at any given time

Dude, I love how we're parked in 3 spaces, now we'll piss off the restaurant manager. Yea, that's pornstar parking for ya'.

by Austin Bade January 9, 2007

parking lot pirate

a person always in the parking lot, begging for money, cigarettes, and rides to store...

hey be careful, i saw a parking lot pirate outside put up your valuables .

by dirtyent2007 November 12, 2010

Parting the Red Sea

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.

Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!

by Red Professor Hulk October 16, 2018

Parting the Red Sea

(Also see The Moses Effect) The act of creating space as a form of rejection by every woman on the dance floor. Being in a club and going into the dance floor to dance and you find yourself in a gaping hole of space between you and everyone else and they are not paying attention to you. A further way girls part is by switching positions with their guy dance partners as to be as far away from the Moses. This is the harshest form of rejection by women on the dance floor that is known at this time.

Man 1 - HAHA He's Parting The Red Sea!
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - Look at the space between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
Man 2 - Oh yeah, there's a lot of space there.

by aleams March 16, 2009

Bray Parking

When your girlfriend goes nuts at you in the local shops in front of everyone. (Especially if she is from bray park).

Did you see that crazy bitch, She gave that dude one hell of a bray parking!

by medicine_man December 30, 2010