paper butt condom

The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.

I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."

by Rubb Dogg June 14, 2009

Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.

"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"

by Syndo September 24, 2009

The paper, the paper

Money. Green. A lot of cash.

I gotta get the paper, the paper

by Alberto Luna December 21, 2004

Paper bag test

The use of a brown paper bag to determine if a black African is light enough to gain admittance to a party or organization. If said African's skin tone is lighter than or the same color as a brown paper bag then they are judged worthy to enter the party(as in a social event, not a political party) or be admitted into the organization, such as a fraternity.

"Girl, don't you go thinkin' 'bout joinin' no Gamma Rays, you is darker than de night sky on a moonless night, you ain't never gonna pass the paper bag test."

by Nunya B. August 14, 2008

paper bagging

putting a bag over an ugly girls head in order to not see her face during sex

Paper bagging that hoe would be a good idea before banging her.

by jman82589 December 4, 2007

Pampers

A brand of children's diapers manufactured by Proctor and Gamble. Some of their products include Pampers Baby Dry, Pampers Cruisers. By extention, they also offer a line of other baby products and products for pre-school and school-aged children that include Pampers Baby Wipes (formally Baby Fresh), Tidy Tykes wipes, Pampers Easy-Ups training pants, Pampers Feel n' Learn training pants and Pampers Swaddlers.

The term "pampers" is also used in the general form to refer to diapers.

1. "I think Pampers diapers are the best you can buy for your baby."
2. "Timmy needs his pampers changed."

by Lifesaver November 10, 2005

talk like a man with a paper asshole

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

by bob magrann June 26, 2007