Oyster Cracker

A male Donald Trump Supporter anywhere from the greater Pacific Northwest...

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....

by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025

Oyster Shooter

When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.

Oyster Shooter

“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”

by Daltronik February 11, 2025

oyster south

Two men spooning with the little spoon tucked in a ball like a pearl with his butt getting slightly penetrated

Them two were oyster south all night

by Dawg6892 March 21, 2025

Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by anonymous May 23, 2023

tenacity oyster

An aggressive vagina

I’ve heard that chick likes to put out. She has an aggressive vagina. A tenacity oyster, if you will .

by Dom Dom June 16, 2023

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

oyster stamp

Smacking a vagina on someone’s forehead or car window

Jessica took her pants off and oyster stamped Jimmy’s car window

by Squirrel man boy June 21, 2024