Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.

Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!

by BigPine007 December 10, 2019

Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 14, 2022

zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female

Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster

by deewire23 January 6, 2025

man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

Buttery Oyster

When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.

For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.

by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025