Oscar

Usually Bad at sex and has a small penis

"WOW ! Small Penis! Oscar!

by OscarsGames March 27, 2015

Oscar Mayer

A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.

Suck on this Oscar Mayer before I cut your bitch ass.

by Fuck You July 14, 2002

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit

Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 22, 2004

oscar the grouch

(n) The passed-out girl you "have you way with"

(v) The act of "having your way" with a passed-out girl

1. Damn Billy-Bob, I fucked that Oscar the Grouch who passed out in the haypile during the drunken barn dance last night. I fucked her HARD.

2. I don't know what was more wrong - giving that 7 year old girl a beer, putting a roofie in it, or Oscar the Grouching her afterwards.

by Lenny the Fourth September 1, 2005

oscar

Blaine's big, fat, hard, black cock

I want you to slam Oscar into me me until we both cum.

by victoria+oscar=hot sex March 21, 2005

Oscar Ayala

Capitalist bastard. Often has strong views against abortions, health insurance and anything good for the US.

Likes to bomb places and would hate to see Goerge Bush lose the next Election.

Politician A: So, what are your opinions on ____?
Politician B: Well, I think that _____ is bad, and we'll go to hell if we endorse it. Let's go bomb Iraq instead.
Politician A: You're such an Oscar Ayala.

by Frankie February 7, 2004

Oscar

The stupidest, weirdest, Lil Jon hating, ugliest mother fucker in the whole god damn world. He can also go suck a dick.

"Hey Oscar, why don't you come over here and say it to my face you bitch!"

by Figure it out December 26, 2004