Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.

Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...

by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010

Jock Pit

College frat bros who will go to hardcore or heavy shows in general and forcefully stop the moshing practice in order to impose their own through a lack of commitment to the music and scene, making it about themselves, for example; two stepping at a hardcore show and random guys start pushing and jumping around and ruining the feel of the show and starts picking fights with everyone.

I’m pumped to see this band but since they’ve started gaining traction, more dudes are coming to the shows who want problems and to look hard. Its just gonna be a big jock pit.

by rabadabap October 21, 2023

Jock Riding

I always took "jock Riding" to mean haters riding ur jock all the time, talking sh*t. This is the way I often personally hear the phrase used in gangsta rap, basically. 90s west coast gangsta rap, not no pussy ass shit.

Get tf off my jock jealous ass hater jock Riding

by Pwnager57 December 18, 2022

anime jock

An anime jock is an anime fan who does the following. They hate on weak main characters and talk down on them. You can see them in the comment section on an anime page. they say things like, "the MC is a wuss" "I hate the MC he is so weak." They just expect every main characters to man up and be strong and some would take the worse route expecting the MC to man up and be strong from the get go and shame them otherwise. An anime jock could also be a subtitle supremist shunning on people who honestly prefer dubs. they're like the anime fan's equivalent of the so called "cool" kids we hear about in school.

why do i have the funny feeling that these "Shinji is a wussy and blah blah blah weak MC" comments might have been made by a bunch of anime jocks?

by WPBhillbilly May 13, 2018

Grundle Jocking

The act of disturbing one's grundle.

Matt was jocking my grundle yesterday.. it got really annoying. <<< Also known as Grundle Jocking

by np600 March 6, 2010

jock headlock

Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)

Will stuck his athletic cup in my face last week so this week I put him in a jock headlock.

by Matman September 29, 2013

crosby jocks

when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.

She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.

by melaniecrazy February 21, 2015