COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.
"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."
by AdmiralAshBar May 05, 2020
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Covid Forest

A place where a large gathering of people who are unmasked (or masked) and are congregating during the pandemic unknowingly spreading Covid. Depending on which variant is around depends on the name - first it was the Covid Forest, then came the Delta Forest found more commonly in the Southeast. Omicron Forest common in Northeast spread grew quickly. Regardless of the variant, the Covid Forest grows when people unknowingly spread Covid among people either at indoor or outdoor venues.
We went to tailgate at the Patriot game. Masked and masked people were everywhere. Covid was surely being spread. I felt like I was in a Covid Forest!

The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.
by Ahoymellow January 29, 2022
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Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 08, 2020
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Covid-Catfish

A man or woman who appears attractive until the mask comes off.
I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...
by GoddM October 12, 2020
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“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.
Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.
by WildestBlings May 15, 2021
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Covid Jail

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
by WonderBlox May 10, 2022
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Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
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