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Kevin

That one kid whose "Laptop ran out of battery and has to get a spare 1997 dell from the school"
Oh, Kevin!!!
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Kevin has the biggest heart on anyone! Kevin is caring & giving! Kevin loves showing off his love making skills with his gigantic dick & sick motions! His cum taste like the sweetest natural honey. Kevin will showcase his bedroom skills for the camera to make the ladies moist & non-Kevin’s motivated.
Him (Kevin) I’ll be back
Me (her) sad face, panties wet… I’m going to miss my Kevin & his sweet honey filled dick! But damn Kevin didn’t hv to leave me like this
by ThaLordsLady August 17, 2021
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Chicken Lover and may be black at some times and love’s white girls because they can’t season their food and that gives Kevin the excuse to buy some KFC , Finger Licken Good !
People like Kevin like Chicken and they won’t stop to eat chicken until they get it FULL BLACKMoDE
by Kevinloveschicken101 August 19, 2021
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Kevin

Kevins are very short and sometimes funny. Kevin is someone who's great at videogames but look down on people. Irl they are very down bad and would be shy and anxious.
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kevin

kevin: if he sees you its too late.
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Kevin

See that loser over there? Acts like a Karen but is a guy, he's such a Kevin!
by PhoenixGamer34 June 5, 2021
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Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!
"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"
by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021
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