Jarred

Jarred is a name used for people who sleep all day and eat too much food, jarred is normally known for e-dating online and also never taking showers.
Jarred is also known for having no neck or chin.

Jarred never showers and loves food too much

by PaulGeorge300 June 26, 2025

a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023

Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Fetus in a jar

A fetus in a jar is a baby that is still in development stages that has died and was put in a jar usually for research purposes.

The scientist has a fetus in a jar to study what babies are like before birth.

by QuelfTV October 28, 2019

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.

I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar

by TaffiB February 3, 2017

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021