sneeze nuggets

Chunks of plaque and horrid smelling bacteria that reside in the crypts in ones tonsils. Often spontaneously expelled at high speeds with a sneeze or cough.

In the middle of my interview I hacked up a nice gray sneeze nugget. It smelled like rotten ass and landed on the desk in front of me.

by unemployed June 13, 2003

Chicken Nuggetness

Being a chicken nugget and being cute

Cindy has such chicken nuggetness.

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009

booger nugget

A chunk of snot. It could be somewhat soft but is at least dry and firm enough to form a discrete piece that could be flicked from one's finger.

My nose was really bothering me until I picked that big booger nugget out.

by gnuosphere June 30, 2011

Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.

I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.

by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009

Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.

Vernon is being a real dick nugget.

by Batmom March 26, 2017

spacial nugget

A spherical supersonic turd that was a chance happening via genuine fake ass farts

Sucking air into anal canal via vacuum induction, then pushing said inducted air particles in said anal canal back out. Whilst this happens a chance spacial nugget of turd gets lodged in front of air particles and forced out into the world, thus becoming a Spherical supersonic turd.

by the poOracle January 7, 2014

Quief Nugget

A guy usually between the ages of 16-18 from the Willamete Valley area of Oregon whos only excuse for not fucking her girlfriend is because she is to Tom Boyish. Also thought to be the biggest asshole known to man.

Jimmy: Hey dude, are Sarah and Mike having sex yet? They've been dating for 4 months!

Timmy: Nah dude, Mikes being a quief nugget!

by wolfgang phelps March 29, 2010