sweat mayo

To sweat excessively when put on the spot.

1. John didn't prepare and began to sweat mayo in front of the class.
2. I was sweating mayo trying to explain the situation to the cops.

by teskar August 15, 2022

dank mayo

High quality mayo

That’s a dank mayo sandwich

by D3adpoolgirl February 21, 2018

mayo ranger

White Park Ranger

Damn mayo ranger, give me a ticket for vandalizing plants.

by Van Diesel June 13, 2023

cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task

This guy can’t cut the mayo.

by James Washburn March 28, 2024

Hot Mayo

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).

Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..

by Jacob53 April 16, 2019

chicky mayo

McDonald's chicken and mayo burger.

Used to describe the feeling of how great $2 chicky mayo's can be.

So I stole money from the busker and managed to get $4. Best 2 chicky mayo's of my life.

by baby sigz corp October 21, 2014

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 28, 2023