Mayo Sandwich

When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her

Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger

by bigp3nisinyomouth123 October 17, 2023

New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021

Mayo on that Vert’

Slang term for the act of ejaculating on a women’s back

Spencer last night screamed, “mayo on that vert’!” before finishing all over her.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.

by JoeShmoe13 July 3, 2024

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.

A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.

by Grindo July 21, 2023

lee mayo

A complete bullshitter, and compulsive liar.

"I had an awful childhood" said Jay.
"Stop being a Lee Mayo" retorted Joe.

by DerrickL9vwr69 March 4, 2023

MAYO

1- MAYO means when someone is Mayoing and just keeps Mayoing.
2- cute sad cat.
3-Mayo

1-Mayo Mayoo Mayo Mayooooo
2- look , this gay nigga do be MAYOING

by Niggakat September 25, 2020