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Jordan is a charming athletic guy. That will end your life in football faster than your relationship. Jordan is smart, charming, and the best friend you could ask for. He is a savage that get girls on the daily. Although he has girls loving him he goes after the one he loves the most . So you can’t get excited over him.
Yo you see Jordan ? Yea he has the cutest girl after him.
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Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.
"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD
by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017
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a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa
OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY
by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019
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A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.
by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016
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A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.
Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”
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lies about his age
Jordan: I'm 16
Me: I'm 15
Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer
by hvshbrown June 5, 2018
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My absolute best friend in the entire world who is an incredible artist! I look up to her so much and she is always fun to be around. A super nerdy girl who rocks her style and has great taste in clothes ilysm
A show Jordan just recommended became my favourite she has such great taste!
by itsmyoppinion May 2, 2018
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