obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.
by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024
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A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
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"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
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"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
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Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...
Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...
Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
Get the spiked it through the net mug.No Effort Too Small is NETS. It defines how the best of the best leave no stone unturned. It is used for someone you know who is pulling all the stops to get ahead, and it signals approval and encourages emulation. NETSing, full NETS, NETSed are common variations.
The regional manager was promoted to VP last week. 3 years ago he was in facilities. The CEO walked in on him one early morning meticulously cleaning the floor, lifting chairs and desks, sweeping under all the rugs, getting every goddamn dust mite off the lobby floor. He went total NETS on his cleaning tasks. The CEO, blown away, quickly moved him to the management track.
by axolotyl92 May 29, 2022
Get the NETS mug.A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.
by Wencher August 13, 2009
Get the Net-Legend mug.Speli Net (verb):
/ˈspɛli nɛt/
To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
/ˈspɛli nɛt/
To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"
At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
by Spelinet August 31, 2025
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