Nelson

Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.

"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"

by whataloadofhooey:smirk: July 28, 2021

Mc Nelson

A little fifa sweat

Mc Nelson is a big sausage

by Nertian July 31, 2021

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

Nelson

The most amazing man God has created . He's the most caring , sweet , kind and lovable person . He is a family oriented , goal oriented and adorable person.

Iloveyou love ❤️ (Nelson)
ーhi mahal

by MikaSalabat August 15, 2021

Nelson

The most moto marine ever

Me-“ I don’t want to pt tomorrow”
Nelson-“ come on don’t be a shit bag pt is fun”

by Shitbagmarine June 25, 2021

Nelson Jorge

Literally "urban dictionary". Known in other circles as GOOGLE (Mr. Google).

The akashik records himself in the flesh.

Man with a demon arm with the skill of titans and God's

Kakarot's big homie

Nelson jorge.

by Lonewolf253rd May 1, 2022

Randy nelson

Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).

Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.

by Jennifer short November 9, 2022