Micah Nelson

Micah Nelson means to be the swaggiest person alive all Micah’s are the swaggiest and Ashley’s are lower than him on the swag level

“Gosh I really wish I could be as swaggy as Micah Nelson

by Micahn1070 September 28, 2021

Ali nelson

a cool ass bitch

“that girl over there is Ali nelson”

by Ali nelson July 21, 2019

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

The simpsons nelson is a bitch

He's just a bitch

Damn, the simpsons nelson is a bitch, yeah, nelson is a bitch.

by Tsniab August 2, 2022

Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

Dainty Nelson

A man with dainty hands, but who otherwise acts as if his hands are superior to others.

That Dainty Nelson shouldn't be commenting on my small hands.

by Bitter Jenn October 20, 2009