You're not cutting the mustard

A boomer phrase of undeterminable origin, It pretty much means you're wrong or bad.

*Does something incorrectly*
Boomer: "You're not cutting the mustard"
Me: "Ok Boomer"

by Abortea November 18, 2019

Mustardhole

The anus, when viewed as a sex object especially that of a man

Homosexuals plunge into each others mustardholes

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

mustard packet

A condom

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet

by Joel the VI August 26, 2016

Slut Mustard

The aroma exuded by a slut.

"She was oozing slut mustard."
"That slut mustard smelled like a summer's breeze."

by SarDer Bear June 28, 2009

Mustards

A school safe way of saying bastards. When in school, using mustards is a way to insult someone directly in front of authority with no fear of retaliation or punishment.

Those kids outside were being a bunch of mustards.

by Ashiewashie March 1, 2011

mustard

It means to french kiss with someone. It falls from french kiss to french to french's which is a popular brand of mustard.

Friend: Did you get to mustard today?
Friend of: Nope
Friend: Why?
Friend of: too many peoeple around

by reginaismynameurstoryismygame August 17, 2008

batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.

A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.

by unsquare June 19, 2007