Mouth Murder

A taste so awful, it basically murders your taste buds.

Tasting tonic water for the time was absolute mouth murder.

by SmartHollywood June 1, 2013

turd murderer

Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."

" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer

by Samson29 November 21, 2015

Mike Mulderrig

Mike Mulderrig a talented youtuber personality, known for his passion for dogs, marketing and fitness. He's so handsome that turns straight men into gays. He was part of a reality show cast, but we don't need to name it. Let's say it's a show based on...hmmm can't remember much...is that a reality show? Moving on, Mike has a great personality and definitely appreciated by many people.

"Have you seen Mike Mulderrig's muscles?" "Yes, I have and he's a fucking jock"

by MikeMGTV fan March 24, 2021

Murdered in the face with bears

Phrase used as a verb. The use of mammals of the family Ursidae, (commonly known as bears) to cause a person death through violent acts primarily directed towards the face.

"Have you heard what happened to Sally?" "Yeah. Tragic. I heard she got murdered in the face with bears."

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

Someone who has something against the well known character known as the muffin man. Therefore they will set out on a search hunt to destroy him and being successful, they eat him for breakfast.

Rita doesn't like muffins, or anyone who makes them. She got victorious when after him, and ate him. She is a Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009

ax murderer

Someone who kills people with an ax.

SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?

LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.

S.W.M.: Why did you do that?

L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!

S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.

L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?

S.W.M.: Lock him up!

by Sgt. Willy McCoy December 30, 2006

murder scene sex

Sex involving female ejaculation, semen, vaginal blood and possibly (hopefully) anal excretions. The resulting setting resembles a typical murder scene with evidence strewn about the room, particularly on the curtains.

Dude, Monday morning my mom walked into my bedroom and asked me if I'd had murder scene sex last night.

by Teepo Dale December 31, 2005