The Dirty Mop

When a janitor jizzes in your hair.

I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.

by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

hot fudge mop

After fucking a girl in her ass, pull your dick out and cum on her forehead. Then take your shit stained dick and rub the cum all over her face.

I hot fudge mopped her.

by Fire p May 16, 2014

Chocolate mop

A chocolate mop is when you have diarrhoea and you are about to shit and right before you burst, your partner penetrates your tight arse (with a dick or dildo) and as they’re thrusting you just let it loose.

Bill - Hey, did you guys chocolate mop last night?

Jason - Yeah man! You should have seen that shit, went all over the place. Had to call clean up on isle 9

by Pussylicker96 August 2, 2020

Stink mop

When you and a few others urinate into a bucket, then soak two mops in the urine filled bucket and whack each other with the mops until your opponent either passes out, gets knocked out quits.

my friends and i played stink mop yesterday. it was disgusting

by jobflobadobYob September 26, 2010

Mopped / Mop

This is a slang term invented by the very popular YouTuber "Yikes", and it can mean anything and everything. It doesn't have 1 set definition, and it can mean anything depending on the situation.

Yeah, the other day Jack was MOPPED!

I'ma mop this job / have this job mopped

I'll mop my mopping by having my mopping mopped

Being mopped/mop is such a weird feeling.

Imagine being mopped / mop, couldn't be me

Being mopped / mop is the best/worst thing I've ever experienced!

by Nebula_GTAG June 29, 2024

Slop mop

A girl who is acting sloppy and playin a male

" You really actin slop mop, don't play."

by Amanda April 13, 2003

dirty mop slide

a dance you do when you are around your friends... has to do with the the flags gurls keep in their purses... something you laugh about till death

i.e. Do you still have the dirty mop?

by AngelBabie89007 March 30, 2004