black march month

it’s like a super real thing and you have to send all the black people you know money as reparations because it’s an extension of black history month. it’s definitely a real thing so like uhh… send your black friends money.

hey poosie, it’s black march month! i wanna send you a $1000 because this is a legit thing xxx

by a really legit source March 05, 2022

Kick balls month

On November 1st anyone can kick a boy in the balls no matter what.

Girl:Hey guess what it’s November 1st
Boy:so?
Girl:So you have to be nice to me

Boy:why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no

by Sophiemclaughlin20 January 03, 2021

Anarchist Fasting Month

On the 1st of June we are not eating anything until June is over! You can drink water but it must only be drank once from a shot glass to simulate what it’s like in Africa to show sympathy.

Anarchist Fasting Month

by Anarcho.Monkey May 18, 2021

Control a girl month

Control any girl pass for all of December!

Jack: yo wys Jeremy how many girls did u control today?

Jeremy: I only got Jennifer today bro she got the biggest batty uno

Jack: Yh yh we are so luck it’s control a girl month!

by Your marj 101 October 15, 2019

touch pussy month

In the month of October, guys are allowed to touch another females pussy

Garry: its touch pussy month can I touch it
Sarah: oh yh, u have my permission

by Thomas the fuck machine October 02, 2019

douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 08, 2013

Happy Queer Month

June, Specifically June the 2nd. This is the month and day where we celebrate people who are LBGTQ+ People across the Globe!

Zussman: It's June 2nd, Nothing is going on, The fuck is happening?

Robert: It's Queer Month, Dumbass

Zussman: HAPPY QUEER MONTH!!!!

by Mastermind at being an idiot December 21, 2019