Mongolian Cherry

When your banging your lass from behind in the doggy position, unexpectedly force your fist in her ass and Captain Hook that intestine and pull it out ‘causing her to prolapse, then when it’s hanging out slap the m’fucker back in with a dry back-hand.

“Got any skins lad?? How you an that burd get on the uva nite then?” “Yeah here go bro, yeah slammed her all ova kidda, gave the scutter a Mongolian cherry didn’t i?”

by AmberLeafSpecialist September 18, 2020

Mongo hump

If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom

Yo I mongo humped that posers mom

by Big Lamar September 19, 2020

Mongolian Grape Drip

When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena

Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"

by biggest bluest snail January 13, 2021

monaosj

whoops i accidentally misspelled monokuma

why did you search this up. why did you search monaosj

by some enby who stand monokuma January 23, 2021

mondosexual

Striking or remarkable in reference to sexual encounters.

“That mondosexual was was able to fuck me while juggling lubed up dildos at the same time.”

by KatatonicMandu February 9, 2021

Mongesse

utter stupidness of thy elite akers

- “how can he rekindle his relationship with them after exposing them all like that?”
- “I’m not sure, he must be a mongesse”

by Thy Elite Akers March 15, 2021

Mongoose

The best way to greet a french person. A new substitute for the word bonjour.

(At the start of a french class the students stand up to greet their teacher and say in unison): Mongoose

by Ball_dont_lie May 29, 2021