by Grip-Tober April 25, 2017
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Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020
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"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."
by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012
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“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”
by Theonewhoholdtheseptar October 18, 2023
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by 8ballsinurmouth September 14, 2023
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Hey Cheyenne, I can’t wait to try the Mississippi Mud Strip on my first cousin Jennifer. I’m gonna use the jelly from Chris’s bedsores.
by Skizzledizzle January 27, 2021
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Last night I was gassy and Rachel was prepared for a Dutch Over so I hot her with the Mississippi Breeze Way instead.
by Ol Brummy March 6, 2021
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