minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life

You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!

by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017

Sink Minge

A disgusting Minge.

Similar to a Kitchen Sink, a man will never touch it, it's full of dirt and all lead to a sewer.

Fuck that Chris, she's got a Sink Minge!

by crazyracky January 7, 2011

Minge Monkey

The vagina of a black woman.

Woah, I got some real good minge monkey last night!

by MrCadwell June 8, 2018

Ming Bling

A type of jewelry only worn by the rare species of Ming. Big sparkly jewelry in the shape of a M representing the name Ming. Ming can be found in the wild jungles of Chars backyard.

Look there is a Ming in my backyard! He’s wearing some Ming Bling!

by GotMing? October 3, 2017

Ming Woo

I love you, I am here for you & I care.

It is a way to share your feelings with your loved one, to let them know that you love them as well and have a loving and meaningful connection with one another.

Girlfriend: (saying to boyfriend) "Ming Woo?"

Boyfriend: (replying) "Ming Woo"

OR

Daughter: "Mom, Ming Woo!"
Mother: "Ming Woo!"

by SamanBabbi June 10, 2016

Moldy Minge

A minge that is so used, it starts to grow a colony of microscopic organisms. Stinky.

Millie down the street has a moldy minge. You can smell it from here.

by Lick Baby July 7, 2022

Free-minging

When a woman gets around with no underwear on. Going commando.

Person A. Jenny was wearing no nickers.

Person B. Oh she was free-minging.

by Big Quercus December 23, 2019