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Mandates

Some bu!!sh!t that government claims is a law when it makes no sense in bettering the country or state
I can no longer manufacture nuclear warheads due to the new mandates
by Goffyahhdefonitions September 4, 2023
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mandatory pussy stunt

when your puss is so dry you need drugs or someone elses puss to wet it up
Sarah: ugh my puss is so dry and porn isnt working
Dahlia: Girl you need a Mandatory Pussy Stunt
Sarah: Thanks girl x
by mala_xx June 27, 2023
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Mandalgia

Nostalgia for a time that you didn’t actually experience, because it probably never existed.
I get a feeling of Mandalgia when I think about the good ol’ days.
by Pseudonymous Handel September 6, 2023
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Mandalgia

Nostalgia for a time that you didn’t actually experience, because it probably never existed.
I get a feeling of Mandalgia when I think about the good ol’ days.
by Pseudonymous Handel September 6, 2023
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Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".
Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight
by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023
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Mandages

A mixture of mandarins and oranges.
*Ryan is eating mandarins and oranges*
Ryan: I'm eating oranges
Lena: No, you're eating mandages
by Cameron loves 69 January 8, 2024
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Mandar

When I think of Mandar, I think of eddy pounding my little asshole.
I had a dream last night about Mandar
by nocontextdarian January 17, 2024
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