ant eater vs. meerkat

pairing of intense opposition; usually the end result is the meerkat suffocating the ant eater by crawling inside the nostril of the ant eater and using the helpless ant eater's oxygen for itself and/or the ant eater decimating the meerkat via Left for Dead 2 "smoker-style"

Me- Hey, did you see the the game last night?

Person 2- No I was watching the discovery channel, it was a helluva match up.... ant eater vs. meerkat type of shit

by Owyse1 April 1, 2010

Meerkat

Those familiar witht the way Meerkats re-produce will understand where i am coming from. when fucking doggy, interlock your arms across the females body as if about to pick her up, furiously fuck and dump your beans in several seconds....now, do NOT let go simply roll over still clutching the female and sleep untill refreshed...wake up and piss in her bush so she knows she is your teritory...make sure you keep your hands close to your chest and look out for enemies

"i was banging my wife and wanted to sleep so i gave her a meerkat and slept for hours after"

by mrgwordperfect June 19, 2007

Meerkat

A sex move when you go down on a girl then lift your head up to take a sneaky peek to see if shes watching then burrow back down to lick her bum hole!

did you meerkat that girl last night?

by Meerkat Club January 1, 2010

meeran

THe most amazing girl in the world. A kid named omar is in love with her. Pretty much perfect in all directions, and a guy couldn't ask for more. Although sometimess conceited and weird, and has accidents, but its all good-due to her loving nature.Also a drug that is very addicting.

Omar and Meeran are sitting in a tree..
Omar is addicted to meeran

by Omar Mirza January 27, 2007

meerkat

When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.

Brad Pitt is no meerkat.
Dude, he left me for Stella! I really thought she was a meerkat.

by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004

Meeri

A normal looking girl, pretty boring, dresses weird, pretty fat, not funny but she has a kind heart.

"Who's that annoying ginger?"
"It must be... what's her name again... oh, Meeri."

by killforthepill September 29, 2011

Jack Meer

i. a wannabe. A guy who thinks his arms are bigger than they are. a guy who will suck up to his girlfriend and will take up a sport like snowboarding to seem cooler than he is.
ii. someone who spends hours trying to look like a babe.
iii. a guy with really awful hair.
iiii. a douche
iiiii. a girlfriend stealer.

i. girl: I really want to ask out that new babe.

other girl: no way, he's such a jack meer.

ii. guy: my girlfriend is really into chikfliks, but I hate those kind of movies. Maybe I should just watch more of them.

other guy: dude, don't be a jack meer.

by freakindude01 December 14, 2009