“Why is it that heterosexuals endlessly mistreat homosexuals when heterosexuals are the ones giving birth to the future serial killers of the world? They’re always humiliating homosexuals without ever pulling out the mirror and pondering for a very long time (something many homosexuals do when they go through their existential crisis after dealing with so much homophobia). Heterosexuals are going to pay for their evil. They try to lessen someone’s righteous anger by yelling cheap/overused statements like, ‘We love you!’ — heterosexuals don’t love anybody, but themselves. These are superficial words and they don’t prove their love. Their definition of love is forcing someone to be straight... but the moment a gay man hits on a straight man, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE and people act like Mother Teresa crawled out of her grave with an AK-47 to kill everyone in sight because she realised that she wasted TOO MUCH TIME on a sadistic human race that never changes... BECAUSE OF HETEROSEXUALS.”
by Patricia Jenkins September 25, 2018
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Often abbreviated to 'Metro, the most simple way to define 'Metrosexual' is: a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side and tends to prefer activities that are typically reserved for women or more flamboyant homosexuals. He is also frequently mistaken as being gay. Basically, to sum it up, it is the male equivalent of a 'Tomboy'.
(e.g., enjoys shopping, takes extra care of appearance & is more fashion-forward, spends more time on personal hygiene/grooming habits and would rather a glass of wine versus a pint of beer)
(e.g., enjoys shopping, takes extra care of appearance & is more fashion-forward, spends more time on personal hygiene/grooming habits and would rather a glass of wine versus a pint of beer)
''When I first met Thomas while shopping at the mall, I thought he was gay. I found out he was just Metrosexual though after he asked me out on a date.''
by missMURDA August 24, 2014
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Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”
by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023
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Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl
by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015
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dressed like a model versus 99prct men dress as truck drivers
dressed like a model versus 99prct men dress as truck drivers
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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