Malden, Illinois

Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.

Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."

by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011

Madden and chill

When you have no social life and no girl to call to come over to "Netflix and chill". A subtle way to say you'll be at home, alone, watching porn.

Status update-" wow... home on a Friday night again. I can get used to this. Madden and chill time."

by Dr Tra December 21, 2015

mandemweirdflexbutcheersiaskeddab

A combination of all of Jun San’s famous phrases all combined in one easy word with a dab to complete it. Fun for all the family

Anna: You look nice today
Jun San: mandemweirdflexbutcheersiaskeddab

by Anon31415926 March 20, 2019

Maiden of Mystery

Maiden of Mystery, also known as Yuri from ddlc, is a sweet, shy, and cute girl. But the Maiden that's in discord Servers and goes by "Maiden of Mystery", "Yuri", Or "MoM" is not that much different from the Maiden in the game ddlc. She is a shy, cute, and innocent girl who helps people whenever she can and is always glad to support and help others.

Did you see Maiden of Mystery over there?

Yeah, she's being the usual her.

by DuckyQuacky123 December 27, 2021

The Madden

A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.

"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"

by AJP86 October 28, 2008

Kurt Mandangle

A slang name for wrestling Super Star Kurt Angle. Known for pulling stunts, Or well endowed white male member. A Kurt Mandangle.

Hey there look at that kurt mandangle on that dude over there april. Or thats a very Curt mandangle. Or check out Kurt mandangle on wrestling he's not afraid of shiznit

by Daman Money January 25, 2010

Dave Madden

Jeopardy genius who earned over $430,000 in winnings, but nobody really cared because Ken Jennings won over $2.5 million. Holds the record for the second highest Jeopardy winnings of all time.

Jeopardy fan: "I love Jeopardy! Ken Jennings is God."

Dave Madden: "What about me, Dave Madden?"

Jeopardy fan: "Dave who?"

Dave Madden: "..."

by jkline27 March 14, 2010