purple mushroom

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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mushroom patch

A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.
If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.

In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.
by Wizard of Word August 31, 2007
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mushroom tatoo

whiping ones partner with you penis (Piece, Wang, Schlong ect)
"That bitch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my cock out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind
by Wastedgremlin July 21, 2006
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Love Mushroom

A compound word referring to the male genetelia.

Often found in dark, damp, and overgrown holes where the sun don't shine.
Geoff won't stop talking about the size of his love mushroom.
by BGF February 02, 2006
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Mushroom Princess

Someone living in blissful ignorance -- in the dark and feeding off someone's crap.
Sally's been a mushroom princess, gobbling up Andrew's lies and living in ignorant bliss.
by Puffet December 11, 2010
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Magic mushrooms

A magical, spiritual experience that lasts 6 to 8 hours, where acid lasts 10 to 12. Mushrooms provoke emotion and connection to mother earth where acid is intellectual and cosmic. Mushrooms are a ride, out of control, insane, and enlightening. Visuals are wavy and breathing, flowing. Sense of smell is strongly enhanced, where acid is more auditory. I don't regret using mushrooms at all.
Magic mushrooms are made for nature and exploring it.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2016
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green mushroom

In an exchange of burns and insults, dealing a comeback better than the previous diss.
That was an awesome 1-up about his mom. You totally green mushroom'd him!
by placatedmayhem June 08, 2007
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