mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

mother father

An explicative that implies that it's denotee is both a mother and a father; which is at this point a medical impossibility. It is also used idomatically because of it's close relation to the word mothafucka. The word has gained much popularity in conjuntion with the latter: chinese dentist.

Kimberly: Would you help me with the clasp of this necklace? Oww! you just pinched me you mother father.

or

Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.

Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.

by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009

Mother Chubbler

A chubby mother f*@#$r. Usually annoying and or unliked but can be used to describe pudgy friends. I.E... Jake is my favorite Mother Chubbler! Used in the plural form as Mother Chubblets.

>haha look at that Mother Chubbler eat!
>450 lbs?! what a Mother Chubbler!!
>Dude, yesterday i fought like six Mother Chubblets

by drew92gill May 24, 2008

Mother Fucking Second

1) What Mindy says to Joel when he is telling her to go take a shower because she smells like ass.

2) What Mindy says to Joel when he "finishes" too early....

"Just give me a Mother Fucking Second."

"Really....thats it....I didn't even feel it....it was like a Mother Fucking Second"

by Achooo April 1, 2010

Mother hustler

A mother who hustles hard for her kids. Boss babe.

She works day to night for those kids. She's a mother hustler.

by Questies for life March 26, 2017

Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King

When you are such a badass at your profession that you "mic drop" all of the dumb fuck managers and pussy ass industrial bomb making, scratch n sniff engineers. Strapped with a .357 you don't ask questions or take names, just drop ninjas on the lawn off of your Cub Cadet.

I.T.: we need you to stay over and fix this drying tunnel, it's not communicating.
MFKCK: Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Better yet, go blow your dad faggot. I'm the Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King bitch! ( mic drop).

by Zach Hammer August 8, 2019

Mother Fucking

The word you say when you see someone fucking your mom.

"Hey man,how's it-ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKING MY MOM?"

by "Naoh"Boy February 10, 2022