Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat

“You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “

by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020

Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).

Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.

by Korrosion November 9, 2011

Meat nap

When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat

I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off

by FatDaddyMcDaniel July 14, 2018

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

by Snu November 7, 2003

Meat Gazing

Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.

He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a piss.

by RaiderNation January 1, 2008

Meat Crawl

Meat Crawl - When a man is at the point of climax, gets knocked unconscious, dragged, and leaves a semen trail.

'Dude, me and this hot chick were getting at it, and then just when I was about to erupt, she meat crawl'd me!'

by Jacob... September 23, 2011

Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.

"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".

by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009