Mall raptors

All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination

Oh snap! Check out those mall raptors lurking over by the food court

by Dejayboo May 15, 2015

Malled Out

An off-roader that believes someone else's vehicle can't do a trail / obstacle because they haven't spent stupid amount of money on wasted items that are not needed for such trail / obstacle.

Dick is so Malled Out because he doesn't think Jim's stock JK can drive up a 1 foot ledge because he doesn't have dual lockers and 35 inch tires.

by Joshyutah October 13, 2017

designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.

I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.

by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016

mall kittens

a less mean version of a mall rat. does not imtimidate the elderly or anyone else..

those mall kittens need to leave the store, even though they aren't doing anything.

by windywildy September 23, 2015

mall diving

When you go to the mall for no particular reason other than to discover see friends and hang out. Not much shopping actually gets done.

After lunch, we can head downtown... Or we can go mall diving to kill time.

by Chsklly May 18, 2016

Boulevard Mall

When you have not shaved in a long time and then you fuck a bitch

Shit Girl! What I have a Boulevard Mall! What?

by Mike , Rich February 02, 2009

Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025