long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.

Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

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Long boi

Long boi is a long skinny dog properly named a Borzoi. It’s a glorious dog that presents many opportunities for funny memes and pictures.

Did you see that long boi doing all the tricks for the schmackos? He’s the best long boi and deserves all the treats from the hoomans.

by hahnsolo17 January 16, 2019

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LONG NIGHT

an amazing night that "almost" ALWAYS results in getting laid/having sex from the night into the morning light. Usually involves the male doing multiple sex positions and having to go into work the next day at 6-7 in the morning either:

1) Hungover and really tired.
2) Hungover, hungry and really tired.
3) Just plain tired from amazing sex.

Friend: Dude you look like crap, the hell happened last night?

you: I had a long night.

Friend: ah dang man, you know what go sleep somewhere I'll fill in for you.

you: thanks I owe you

by whatitdowhatsmyname? February 24, 2010

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