lobster

The goofy people that hang out in your dorm lobby all day long. Usually smell bad because they don't shower and are proud of that fact. They hog the big screen TV to watch the Star Trek Marathon or Rocky Horror picture show with the sound turned off as they read the script they wrote for it. They sit there for hours playing board games like Dungeons & Dragons or Magic the gathering or some other goofy crap while wearing fairy costumes. They may not even belong to your dorm but take it over anyway and join forces with the dorks that do live in your dorm. They just sit there like idiots as you pelt them with snow balls, super soakers, and rocks. Even after you force them out, the smell is still there. Typically they are CS and chemistry majors.

We had planned to watch the football game on the big screen in our lobby but we don't have time to run all the damn lobsters out and clear the air before it starts.

lobster by Sceadu October 17, 2006

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Lobster Head

Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes. Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space. Lobster Head is the Ying to your Yang (or you can be the Ying, Lobster Head really doesn't give a flying fuck.) Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Although Lobster Head first presented itself to this dimension on the glorious night of November 21st 2007, Lobster Head has always, and will always be. Lobster Head is a baby's first smile, and the first bicep Jeffery Daumer ever ate. Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate. To quote Dr. Egon Spengler, "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." This is what a human's first experience of Lobster Head is often like. Yes, Lobster Head is total protonic reversal. The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place. Finally, why "Gimme Drank?" Well, shout it out loud and all of your questions will be answered. LH4eva

Lobster Head forever don't you ever fuck with me!

Lobster Head by skyerider January 28, 2008

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lobsterized

Sunburned; Reddened by the sun

"Hi, Charlene. You look like you got lobsterized."

"I sure did. You look a little lobsterized too.

lobsterized by Brian P. Costello August 18, 2006

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Lobster Miner

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.

What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

Lobster Miner by Ryan Paul Brooks April 5, 2007